Sal smiling at the thought of his hole loosening to your shape.
Username: SalTheThief
Aliases: Sal, Saloppy Seconds, engrishlah
Faction: OPLV
Tier: OU
Skin: OPLV Legoman
Specialties: Killing seven motherfuckers while destroying the cobble gen and busting up the enemy's bed.
Likes: The Sloppiest of Seconds, Bitches with strong arms, Loose holes, Linkin Park
Dislikes: Goodness & happiness, this page
Quotes: "Oh my god I love suckin dicks and crying to Linkin Park" -Sal
Sal committing seppuku before a victorious battle.
Sal doing what he does best.